Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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