Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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