do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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