Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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