it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hippo gnu deer
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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