***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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