i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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