Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
