so that wasnt chicken after all
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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