you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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