I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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