Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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