he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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