FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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