1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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