I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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