with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my phone needs a breathalizer
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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