i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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