you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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