she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it glows. i had to have it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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