so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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