jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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