new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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