We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
