I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Two words: nipple clamps
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