He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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