My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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