Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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