I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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