Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Did we literally take a cab across the street
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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