I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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