whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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