And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Congratulations! We have a period
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