can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I forget how to act sober
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