My hair reeks of homosexuality.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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