Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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