yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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