so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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