White coat. Heels.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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