Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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