You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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