so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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