I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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