i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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