i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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