This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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