Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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