he wants to bone in the snuggie
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
