Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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