I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Randomize
