We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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